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3-On-1's Should Be A Stat | Hockey Mom Crew

$30.00
Colors: Charcoal Heather
Sizes: XS
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About the product
3-ON-1'S SHOULD BE A STAT. | Hockey Mom Crewneck

There they go again. Three forwards coming the other way. One defenseman back.

And whose sweet little angel is that one defenseman?

YOURS!!!

While three opposing forwards bear down on him because apparently backchecking was optional today, your D-man calmly closes the gap, takes away the pass, forces the puck carrier outside, breaks up the play and sends the puck safely back up ice.

The crowd cheers.

The coach nods.

The forwards change.

The scoresheet records…

Absolutely nothing.

No goal.

No assist.

No save.

No stat whatsoever for preventing the hockey equivalent of a small house fire.

And somewhere in the stands, his mother is losing her damn mind because THAT SHOULD COUNT FOR SOMETHING.

3-ON-1'S SHOULD BE A STAT.

For every hockey mom who's watched her defenseman save the day, looked at the scoresheet afterward and thought:

"Where's the stat for THAT?"

Perfect for cold rinks, tournament weekends, and quietly reminding the other parents that somebody's kid has to stay home while theirs are all below the goal line.

Defensemen Apparel

We Blame the Forwards.

Product features

- 80% cotton / 20% polyester fleece (fiber content varies by color) with 100% cotton face

- Medium-heavy fabric weight (8.5 oz /yd² / 290 g/m²) for cozy warmth

- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and hem for stretch and shape retention

- Double-needle stitching and twill necktape for durability and comfort

- Regular fit with tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 80% cotton 20% polyester (Heather Grey is 75% cotton 25% polyester; Other heather colors are 55% cotton 45% polyester)

1x1 Ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem

1x1 Ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem

Allows the sweatshirt to stretch as it's put on, afterwards it goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted garment

Necktape

Necktape

Twill tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the garment for a more comfortable feel and to prevent stretching

Double needle stitching on all seams

Double needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; ; Do not dryclean.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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